Clik here to view.
Everything's Better With Princesses
A Princess is a girl, or occasionally a boy, of such exceptional purity of heart and soul, fairness of face and skin, and kindness of spirit and act that the world itself recognizes this. Often, but...
View Article[Cliche Quote About Mirrors On A Wall]
Sometime even the naively innocent become jadedly cynical, and the higher they stood the further they fall. Most Evil Queens were once Princesses, which gave up their pure hearts turning instead to a...
View Articled30 Things in the Wizard's Chamberpot
So your party finds a chamberpot under the wizard's bed in his secret laboratory and look in it. For...some reason. What could be inside this Magical Realm? 1. Piss and shit. What did you expect? 2....
View ArticlePlatinum Pieces Are Bullshit
So I'm not going to retread old ground, here; if you're reading this blog you've probably heard of using Silver Standard or perhaps even Copper Standard currency in D&D. In case you haven't, the...
View ArticleFuck Negative Levels, Negative Classes!
So before you read any further please read Basic Red's Crazy Boys article. I'll wait. It's super good and if you haven't read it already you're wasting my time. ... Got it? Good. I love this. This...
View ArticleWorld Trees
A gargantuan tree, that can be seen from miles away. It is seen in the center of the world. It is also outside the world, keeping it in its branches. Both are true. The Tree is at the center, wherever...
View ArticleHomestuck Trolls
So. Homestuck. That webcomic that took over the internet from 2009 to 2014. I'm not going to make a big thing about explaining the lore, there's way too much here. I'm just going to adapt the Troll...
View ArticleMy Stupid and Unnecessary D&D Cosmology
So, cosmology. It's very rare in most campaigns for the planes, theology, and origins of the multiverse to be at all relevant beyond what mortals THINK is true, but in my games this stuff comes up all...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Catch You, Catch Me
Cardcaptors are people who aren't competent at normal spellcasting, necessarily, but discovered the workaround of befriending spells instead of creating and casting them. A Cardcaptor not only needs...
View ArticleThe Deck of Manly Things
Yea I know this is stupid, shut up. We got too much pretty girly stuff on this blog. The Fool: You become capable of riding any four-legged beast. They instantly recognize you as alpha and obey...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Racial Class: Vagairy
To put it simply, Vagairies are like elves or fey, if they were also Missingno. They are the psychic run-off of humanity; living dreams that could have perhaps been gods if they were more coherent,...
View ArticleClik here to view.
There's enough Candy monsters for an Elemental Plane, so...
Djellos, the genies of the Elemental Plane of Candy.Easily recognized by their comically large pompadours, frequent smiles and sunglasses, Djellos don't maintain closed comunities like other genies,...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Burn My Dread and Break In, Break Out To the Truth
Persona. Awesome video game series. It involves kids who do traumatic things to summon that trauma out of their heads to fight demons, and it's awesome. How is that not OSR-ified already? Or you can...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Racial Class: Kitsune
This blog isn't pink and gay enough, right? To-Hit and Hit Dice: As Rogue Save: As Elf XP per Level: As Elf Prime Requisite: Charisma 13 Background: The kitsune probably need no introduction; they are...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Magical Girls, Transform! Now a Spell
So, Magical Girls. I've written several classes for them, but what if that's not what you want? You just want like, a taste? Well, one of my players unlocked it, you see. There is a notable NPC in my...
View ArticleClik here to view.
"Once Upon A Time..."
So guess what it's time to have a crossover post with TLN's Royalverse, which is now the Royal Verse. The distinction means something. -- There's lots of ways this post can begin. First, however, let...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
A Fairy Godmother is an interesting trope; it's barely been used in fairy tales at all, and yet we all think of them as ubiquitous to the point of parodying them mercilessly, even though the parodies...
View ArticleClik here to view.
So what if Magical Girls were Power Rangers?
So, what if Magical Girls were Power Rangers? They already kinda are but let's apply the latter's action tropes.HD, To-Hit, Saves, and Proficiencies: as ClericExperience: As Magic-UserPrime Requisite:...
View ArticleSanticore 2018: 1d10 Useful, Cool, Magical, Cursed Swords!
ForSave VS. Hollowing. Happy Holidays, Anton.1. The Chicken Knife What appears to be a simple dagger, and about as effective. However, every time the wielder of this blade runs from a combat instead...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Random Advancement Magical Girl
DISCLAIMER: The concept of Random Advancement classes was made by one Zak Sabbath, and indeed his work is referenced below. However, I will not be linking to it. While I believe the work he started...
View Article
